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I hope you all will like it..especially those guys who would like to understand women words !!!
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Lets open the dictionary !!
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[SIZE=5]Woman Dicitonery
Yes = No[/FONT]
Yes = No[/FONT]
No = Yes
Maybe = No
Im sorry = Youll be sorry
We need = I want
Its your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = Youll pay for this later
We need to talk? =? I need to complain
Sure go ahead? =? I dont want you to
Im not upset? =? Of course Im upset, you moron
Youre so manly? =? You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights? = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient? = I want a new house
I want new curtains? = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise? =? I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me?? =? Im going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me?? = I did something today youre going to hate
Ill be ready in a minute? = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate? =? Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? =[Too late, youre dead
