IQ Test

How smart are you? This should be good for a few laughs and I promise not to
ask your score. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the
muscles. As we grow older, it’s important that we keep mentally alert. The
saying “If you don’t use it, you will lose it” also applies to the brain, so…...
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So
take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are
still “with it.” The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you
have made your own… OK, relax, clear your mind and…. begin

1. What do you put in a toaster?
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The answer is “bread.” If you said “toast,” then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, “bread,” go to question
2.

2. Say “silk” five times. Now spell “silk.” What do cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said “milk,” please do not attempt the next
question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be
that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such
as the Reader’s Digest. If you said, “water” then proceed to question #3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue
bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from
black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said “green bricks,” what the
devil are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said glass,” then
go on to Question # 4.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany . If you
will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and
East Germany …. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot,
realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash
landing

procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane
crashes smack in the middle of “no man’s land” between East and West Germany .
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in “no man’s
land?”

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Answer: You don’t of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you
must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be
appreciated. If you said, “Don’t bury the survivors, then proceed to the next
question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute, then how
many degrees will the hour hand move! in onehour?
Answer: One degree. If you said “360 degrees” or anything other than one
degree, you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously
out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.
Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator—You are driving a bus from London to Milford
Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In reading, six people
get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two people get off and four
get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansee, three
people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and
three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus
driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don’t you remember your own
name? It was YOU, you dummy…. the very first line says that you’re driving the
bus.

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